Alan sure knows how to party!

Well I do declare that last night was awful fun but I do think that Prescott went a little nuts with the camera! But good on him for it cause there's plenty of hilarious photos!!! There's sure to be a shitload of photos soon coming from NYE so....we'll see then!!!

Well....Fuck!

Last night....was apparently fucked....once again I smashed my Beam and I don't remember a single fucking thing but I do know that I had a wonderfully grand time and so did nearly everyone else!

Thanks so much for the fuckin awesome time! Despite not remembering it. I would also like to state that I am NOT a member of SD-6 and please disregard anything I said about being in SD-6.

To get to the real point.....I've lost my fucking phone! If anyone knows where it is you tell me now! PULEEEESE!!!!

The NYE countdown is coming to a close!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Yes yes christmas came and is nearly over and in a stunning move this christmas chose to be bore bold and when in a different direction this year!

...actually thats a lie, christmas was the same this year as it was last year and will be next year only next year I'll be a lot drunker!

Now.....the poll.....it has come to my attention that a couple of individuals have cheated on the poll so it was an abysmal failure!

And under special request I must mention just how much I've missed Eleanor and am so glad that she is around.....plus....Eleanor do you know who I was talking to after Chris's??? On the side of the road???

ALSO!!!

Who ever was at Chris's can you please tell me how I got a giant cut on my foot??

And so it begins!

The final Summer holidays of our school life is finally here! And this summer will be an absolute bloody ripper! We've got NYE, the First Annual HQ Cruiser Challenge (and its evil twin), Australia Day....oh fuck, christmas! It's going to be a fucking unreal summer provided we're all not working too much and if that happens I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!


Actually thats a lie.

Can't wait!

AND THE POLL IS CLOSED!!!!

And the winner is .... MATTHEW WOODHOUSE!!!!!

8 - Joey Woodhouse

6 - Le Capitan

6 - Manual Johnson

4 - Coffee Club Cosgrave

4 - Red Beard Prescott

4 - Cooper Cronk

ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR COOPER CRONK IS A TOOL!

And there you have it!!!!!!

Matthew Woodhouse with overwhelming support from the voters!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!

THE NEW POLL IS UP, VOTE FOR IT BITCHES!

And yes....I am slightly drunk!

The Flavours Have Been Drawn!

Afternoon everyone!

Yes the drawing was done today from the magic sombrero and the big lead Matthew Woodhouse has in the polls looks like its going to fail from his selection of flavour! Asshole!

The flavours are as follow as according to the shotgun law~
#1 Joey Woodhouse - Primary, Guava Secondary, Watermelon
#2 Coffee Club Cosgrave - Primary, Mulberry Secondary, Peach
#3 Manual Johnson - Primary, Blueberry Secondary, Cranberry
#4 Red Beard Prescott - Primary, Passionfruit Secondary, Grapefruit
#5 Le Capitan - Primary, Lemon Secondary, Orange

Clearly I got jipped, Prescott and Woody got the good flavours and Chris just got a very ordinary selection....and Michael likes boys.

Furthermore it has come to my attention that you can vote multiple times on the poll....go nuts!

Poll....the first of many!

Ola!

Yes, I'm just that lame that I've gone and made a poll although I think it will be very enjoyable! It's located to the right near where everything else is and is essentially asking Who's Gonna Boot First at AHQCC January 4th 2008??

Looking forward to seeing some answers here people!

~Furthermore~

It is worthy to note that last night, Daniel Prescott got on the booze in a mighty way last night at Matt Feilden's 21st and well...here is the evidence:

A Schoolies Challenge!

You heard right, Prescott...moments ago, by not thinking before he spoke has made a schoolies challenge. The conversation was similar to this:

"Did anyone get a tattoo at schoolies?"
"...No..."
"Oh, they're no fun!"

So Prescott has now extended a challenge to all at schoolies for him to get himself a tattoo at Schoolies 2008...the punishment for Prescott not getting a tattoo will be sitting for an hour on "The No-Fun Stool" (Picture Pending)

Happy Hunting

An Eventful Weekend...

Yes the first weekend of the Official HQ Schoolies Countdown has gone off with a bang with the wedding of my Auntie Angela and her significant other Paul. It was beautiful but more importantly I got drunk off my fucking nut. Skirmish in the morning of the wedding was eventful, weeks of training on Halo really didn't pay off and I still have several lumps on the back of my head.

Even more important than both of these events was a world first. Calamity reigned down on Earth when two world clashed that have never been used in the same context together since the early '80s". Woodhouse.....worked an honest day 7:30AM - 9:30 PM Woodhouse has been sighted doing jobs in a working environment for the purpose of gaining cash......will the Earth shatter now that these two world have collided? I guess we'll find out sometime this year.

Also importantly the Sydney kids of Schoolies 2007 came home or have started making their way home from Surfers which will provide many hilarious memories and photographs and I'm sure that in the next few days I will post the messages one Feilden left time after time.

And now....photos i racked from our camera that have me in them: Enjoy!