And it's over!

Ladies and Gentlemen a week and a half ago I put to you a motion so devious, so full of intrigue it was given a week and a half to ponder...but now it's over. The fucked up poll of 'Who would you fornicate with?' has been the biggest success in history....seriously!

With 136 votes it is very clear that some cheating went on as there's no way 136 visit this blog.....needless to say i'm very fucking impressed, well done for corruption kids!!

Well here's the break down:

After an amazing start things started to get a bit shaky for him as the corruption set in but he managed to corrupt...with 45 votes (at least 20 of them being genuine) and 35% of the votes:

Woody

2nd is possibly one of the hardest fighters ever coming in with 43 votes and 31% of the votes:

Scott

3rd was incredibly close but he should be happy with the result as it doesn't really mean much to the actual outcome, with 42 votes and 30% of the votes:

Jay

4th played a hell of a game but it is clearly evident he played no kind of propaganda campaign much like the one he uses at school with his reign of tyranny, with 18 votes and 13% of the votes:

Comrade Chris

And finally with a pathetic 10 votes and 7% of the votes come a small man who was clearly picked as one of the favourites but inproper advertising caused him to lose:

Jack

Well done boys and girls,

However!

None of it fucking means anything because shortly into the week Jay had already broken the stalemate!

FUCK

Love you all very much,
here it is your moment of zen:

A Matter of the Gravest Urgency!

Ladies and Gentlemen of the world I hardly need to tell you that there are a lot of important things in this world....but I tell you this new poll is indeed of the gravest urgency!

And just to prove it....im going to extend the life of the poll for a week and a half!

Ladies and gentleman some of you may see this as an utter waste of time .... HOW DARE YOU! In this day and age where I'm very bored I need something like this!

Now...get voting!

Oh so disapointing!

Well boys and girls....the poll has concluded....and it really looks like Beam at the Toolshed is the undivided winner in this situation...however, it's recently come to my attention that stuff you all I'll drink where I want to!

Don't give into peer pressure!

More importantly....haaaave you met Ted?

Most importantly...

There's a new poll as well....slightly less fun....lets see how this goes!

Ta Ta

This kid.....oh my god.

This...does continue the trend of me finding things on the internet and posting it here but get the fuck over it it' hilarious and the easiest way I can hit the whole spectrum of things...FUCK!

Mario Kart should be rated for adults

Found it on the internet, very good response to countries wanting to rate games due to violence and shite...I love it....here it is your moment of zen.

Why Bill O'Riley is a FUCKHEAD!

Boys and girls I've not done a post in a long ass time....tough! Deal with it! France was awesome! Done! Now....this clip is of Bill O'Riley (A Media Political Pundit(wanker)) who flips out while taping the news...watch till the end it's hilarious! HA!...and if anyone points out a likeness to myself....I shan't be happy!

Also check out the new poll! There's not been one in a very long time, I do believe the last poll sated that the most fun someone could have would be found in the Spa...we can then go and get the results of "Which is Better?" (Fuck) and put them together....Spa+Fuck.....= $4000 from the government!

....please practice safe sex...

Here it is your moment of zen:

Special Guest Entry: Woody

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So Long and Thanks For All the Fish

Well Ladies and Gentlemen it is finally time for me and my Modern History Friends to hit France for the next 9 days! We are going to miss you all terribly but have no fear, we will be back very shortly to continue to get drunk, make a mess and ruin society!

I leave you all with a very nice goodbye as well as this wonderful message: FUCK SALT!


Going to miss you!

That's a Towel Call?

Maverick.....camping was maverick!

I'm not going to lie it was one of the better weekends in a long time and I applaud the Parks Services attempts to get us to stop drinking....there was no attempt!

Highlights include:
Drinking from 8 in the morning
Sending the cars into directions where they just shouldn't go
Eating anything and everything
Blowtorch
Grant's "Maverick" attempts at getting a fire going
Goanna
Collective camp singing
Kicking a family out after 2 hours
Kidney shots
The Rape Toilets (not much of a highlight...just something interesting)
4 Packs of smokes in 4 days
Claire's fantastic cooking
"I am on my knees!"
Let's Dance to Joy Division
Paddles
and finally

"Buh beeh burb"

Its a Towel Call.

It is my sad duty to report that there were some significant injuries. Shippy's knee, Tyler's Toe, Claire's Tolerance, Grant's Dignity, Anya's Lungs, Dubbo's Car (collectively), Prescott's Sperm Count, Jason's Kidneys, Sophie's Pain Threshold and Sandra's Booze Threshold.

All in the line of duty!

And here it is your moment of zen: