I'm not going to lie it was one of the better weekends in a long time and I applaud the Parks Services attempts to get us to stop drinking....there was no attempt!
Highlights include:
Drinking from 8 in the morning
Sending the cars into directions where they just shouldn't go
Eating anything and everything
Blowtorch
Grant's "Maverick" attempts at getting a fire going
Goanna
Collective camp singing
Kicking a family out after 2 hours
Kidney shots
The Rape Toilets (not much of a highlight...just something interesting)
4 Packs of smokes in 4 days
Claire's fantastic cooking
"I am on my knees!"
Let's Dance to Joy Division
Paddles
and finally
"Buh beeh burb"
Its a Towel Call.
It is my sad duty to report that there were some significant injuries. Shippy's knee, Tyler's Toe, Claire's Tolerance, Grant's Dignity, Anya's Lungs, Dubbo's Car (collectively), Prescott's Sperm Count, Jason's Kidneys, Sophie's Pain Threshold and Sandra's Booze Threshold.
All in the line of duty!
And here it is your moment of zen:
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