Monday, June 16, 2008

And it's over!

Ladies and Gentlemen a week and a half ago I put to you a motion so devious, so full of intrigue it was given a week and a half to ponder...but now it's over. The fucked up poll of 'Who would you fornicate with?' has been the biggest success in history....seriously!

With 136 votes it is very clear that some cheating went on as there's no way 136 visit this blog.....needless to say i'm very fucking impressed, well done for corruption kids!!

Well here's the break down:

After an amazing start things started to get a bit shaky for him as the corruption set in but he managed to corrupt...with 45 votes (at least 20 of them being genuine) and 35% of the votes:

Woody

2nd is possibly one of the hardest fighters ever coming in with 43 votes and 31% of the votes:

Scott

3rd was incredibly close but he should be happy with the result as it doesn't really mean much to the actual outcome, with 42 votes and 30% of the votes:

Jay

4th played a hell of a game but it is clearly evident he played no kind of propaganda campaign much like the one he uses at school with his reign of tyranny, with 18 votes and 13% of the votes:

Comrade Chris

And finally with a pathetic 10 votes and 7% of the votes come a small man who was clearly picked as one of the favourites but inproper advertising caused him to lose:

Jack

Well done boys and girls,

However!

None of it fucking means anything because shortly into the week Jay had already broken the stalemate!

FUCK

Love you all very much,
here it is your moment of zen:

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